blasphemy!
Published by sonkey mpankers on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:04 AMMy mom was suffering from muscle discomfort the other day and I, caring, considerate daughter that I am, offered to massage her. Lo and behold - under my expert touch, she was cured ! Free of pain, free of discomfort - mild or otherwise ! Naturally, I dubbed my hands the hands of God.. or at least one of God's gift to man(and woman)kind. Which is probably blasphemous, I know.. but I've got the Touch and by George (who the hell is George ? and while we're at it, who's Betsy ?) I intend to advertise ! And charge. A reasonable fee, of course :) So, in respect and support of my enterprising ways, Mommy paid me 15 dollars. Thus, my fortune has taken shape. Thank you, God, for thy blessed gift.
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